MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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