So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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