wakey wakey hands off snakey
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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