I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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