Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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