yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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