my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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