i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
