id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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