do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
