you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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