Buhtt sex?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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