i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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