all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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