Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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