I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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