I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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