allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I didn't shave. On purpose
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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