Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
