gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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