dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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