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I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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