Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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