They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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