used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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