Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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