Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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