i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Operation Purity has been aborted
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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