Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Screwed.edu
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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