i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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