The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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