can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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