Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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