As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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