it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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