My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
