her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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