I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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