he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
