So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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