Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
there is puke in my bra ... again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
