so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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