haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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