Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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