...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I bet he comes in French.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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