It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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