Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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