i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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