Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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