it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Randomize
