Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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