yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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