Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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