Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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