So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
